• FiniteBanjo@feddit.online
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    18 hours ago

    People on here tell me to Touch Grass if I don’t worship their favorite influencer or politician, but I’m literally an amateur botanist. I touched more types of grass last year than they’d touch in 10 lifetimes.

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      13 hours ago

      People on here tell me to Touch Grass if I don’t worship their favorite influencer or politician

      the irony is that people are telling you to touch grass for not knowing things they do from staying online, and not by going out

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          14 hours ago

          … I’m not hearing “the grass was outside”. I’m hearing “the grass was grown in my greenhouse and taken to be touched in my home office, where I am touching it right now”

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            14 hours ago

            You think I keep a greenhouse indoors? Man, no offense, but I think you legitimately do need to touch more grass and see the outside world a bit.

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              14 hours ago

              To be clear, I imagine your greenhouse to be in your garden, which, while seperate from your house, is still located in your home territory; and outside in this context refers to “public area outside of your territory”.

              And it’s whatever for teasing and jokes. I hope I didn’t upset/offend/hurt you.

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                10 hours ago

                Can I plant grass in your head and touch it to be some CoCain farming?

                I’m on the page but those dick shunning areas are kind of old like Emmet & Morty so I gotta type Riddickulously to the extent that you don’t feel insulted like my own parents and the last guy

                Now I’m all joke point killing and roller coasting my eye too. I’d burn a dollar to try to spark it back up but I’m on disability.

                Hold on. I think I can find some plastic pennies from a game I got here…

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              13 hours ago

              Does your greenhouse have sides, a top, and at least 1 door? Then the space inside there is indoors.

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                13 hours ago

                I’m not convinced. Its got light, dirt, plants, rain. Even if I were to agree that the Greenhouse is an indoor space then it’s not like I tunnel into it from a secret passageway to get in.