• Skullgrid@lemmy.world
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        21 hours ago

        … I’m not hearing “the grass was outside”. I’m hearing “the grass was grown in my greenhouse and taken to be touched in my home office, where I am touching it right now”

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          20 hours ago

          You think I keep a greenhouse indoors? Man, no offense, but I think you legitimately do need to touch more grass and see the outside world a bit.

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            20 hours ago

            To be clear, I imagine your greenhouse to be in your garden, which, while seperate from your house, is still located in your home territory; and outside in this context refers to “public area outside of your territory”.

            And it’s whatever for teasing and jokes. I hope I didn’t upset/offend/hurt you.

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              16 hours ago

              Can I plant grass in your head and touch it to be some CoCain farming?

              I’m on the page but those dick shunning areas are kind of old like Emmet & Morty so I gotta type Riddickulously to the extent that you don’t feel insulted like my own parents and the last guy

              Now I’m all joke point killing and roller coasting my eye too. I’d burn a dollar to try to spark it back up but I’m on disability.

              Hold on. I think I can find some plastic pennies from a game I got here…

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            19 hours ago

            Does your greenhouse have sides, a top, and at least 1 door? Then the space inside there is indoors.

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              19 hours ago

              I’m not convinced. Its got light, dirt, plants, rain. Even if I were to agree that the Greenhouse is an indoor space then it’s not like I tunnel into it from a secret passageway to get in.