Boil 'em . . . mash 'em . . . shove 'em up your ass . . . PO-TAY-TOES!
small town near here got some notoriety for a stop–sign altercation. somebody got a potato shoved up their ass. diffused a tense situation. i can see why.
God I love potatoes.
That is all
boil em mash em stick em in a stew
They left out paint stamps
I read potatoe tuber and assumed.
Those aren‘t just anxiety drugs. Lorazepam is a literal Benzo. Which means it literally depresses (ie. makes less active) your CNS (brain).
These drugs are highly addictive and tolerance forming. They‘re often prescribed for insomnia since they inhibit brain signalling.
Once your brain forms tolerance it increases excitatory signalling to „counter“ the drug. Which means if you abruptly stop, you get withdrawal. Your brain is „overactive“ you have seizures, loads of horrible symptoms, in some cases people die.
(Not trying to scare people, short term or sporadic use is actually decently safe, it‘s long term high dose use which is dangerous. But basically my point is „anxiety drug“ is underselling what this is.)
Does this mean that, if I were to take a benzo right before sleep, I shouldn’t dream?
Lorazepam’s main purpose is to treat anxiety, though. Calling it an anxiety drug is completely accurate
Carb coma best coma.
They forgot that you can make a potato into a perfectly suitable pipe for smoking weed. Also an apple.
When you got weed and no papers, you get creative.
How do you make a potato into an apple man?
by saying it’s French name “pomme de terre”… basically dirt apple
Dude, you’ve had so much, you blew the joke, which was “Why would you smoke an Apple, man?”
Quit hogging the potato and pass it.
You’re welcome.
Potato tubers, YouTubers who talk about potatoes a lot.
“What’s up you guys? This is Tater-Todd and welcome to my four hour deep dive into the Disturbing History of the Yukon Gold Potato…”
… this may or may not have been my first thought
Potatoes are also one of the few foods you can live almost entirely on. If you eat the skin. They have about everything you need, unlike all other staple foods. The problem is you need a lot of them, and they get weird if they freeze. But you could dry them.
Peruvians used to smash them on the rocks and freeze dry them in the cold Andean air to preserve them for the winters up there above 10k feet.
I saw that movie.
This might be pro-potato propaganda from big potato to drive up demand after the potato market crash in Europe. I’m gonna make mash with mine.
Big Potato is my favorite rapper
Wait til u hear what they find in the humble poppy
You can’t make French fries out of a poppy
They call dogs mans best friend, but we ignore the humble potato. Have they been with us as long as canines? No. That’s why they’re putting in so much effort to fufill our every need.
One day you’re going to wake up and realize you love your potatoes. That they love you. The entire time, you’ll know what you need to do. It will hurt, as it always does, as you boil and mash this tuber that was once your closest companion, but in return, they will give you a full days nourishment and only ask for a little more butter this time.
I love my dog, but I’ve never had to clean potato vomit out of a carpet at 3 am.
Lemme make a pot of mashed potatoes and get extremely drunk. We can change this.
Vodka, right?
Right? Just pressure-cook the potatoes in vodka before letting them completely cool and then mash them. Then it’s not alcoholism, it’s side-dishes.
You’re missing the forest for the trees. Vodka can be, and is, made from potatoes. What is that if not the man’s closest companion?
That’s why I recommend using a pressure cooker instead of boiling them in vodka. Don’t let anything evaporate. Boiling potatoes in water to mash them makes watery potatoes. Pressure cooking them in vodka makes the potatoes more potato.
^Note: Please don’t actually pressure cook things with vodka. You’re just begging for the world’s scariest Molotov cocktail on your kitchen counter.^
How about a dog vomiting up raw potato? Cleaned that up yesterday
Thanks to the andeans who gave us the potato
