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Admittedly, we are now significantly less likely to be dismembered by much larger fish.
As a clarification, the real time line is like 400 million years ago or so
Put a pin in that and we’ll circle back to it.
Hang on, I’ll run it up the flag pole
Yeah, some asshole fish climbed out of the ocean 35 million years ago and now we have time as a concept.
35 million years ago the dinosaurs had been gone for 30 million years. The Eifelian period where vertebrates were first on land was about 319 million years ago. If you use days instead of years that’s a difference of days that’s like saying I pissed in my bed a month ago, when in fact it was almost and entire year ago. You see, I’ve had issues with my bladder recently. I believe it was an infection, but the doctor says it was just some irritation. He put me on some medicine and it does help, but I think it will clear up on its own either way.
What does that have to do with the nineteen ninety-eight Hell in a Cell match?
Don’t let this distract you from the fact
You didn’t have to add the second patr
And I don’t have to drink my own pee, but it’s sterile and I like the taste.
It’s important, it puts the first patr in context.
Oh no, I’m glad they did. You see, I’ve had issues with my bladder recently too. I believed it was an infection, but if his doctor says it was just some irritation, maybe so it is for me too. I just wish I knew what medicine he got prescribed. I guess I’ll have to hope it clears up on its own.
Gemtesa
Meanwhile, whales.
In a parallel universe: staff meetings, but underwater.
Don’t blame the land fish. If it had stayed underwater we’d just be having meetings there.
That’s why they call a group of fish a school.
don’t have to pay rent in the ocean
I’m sure in our underwater alternate universe we’d find a way
I think the main benefit would be pissing whenever, or would we find a way to ruin that too?
Well… that timeline does match up better with Jesus riding a velociraptor
Can we just go back in time and evolve into a crab instead
*forward in time
Just be patient. It’s inevitable.
Covid proved this often superfluous content can either be in an email or consumed from home on Teams, with a peppy chat sidebar.
There’s a new manager who keeps trying to make them in person. She was angry only 4 people out of 40 showed up to the last one.
Lady, I’m not here to validate your power point creation. That, and I can watch your little slide show at home, in yoga pants, with hot tea, while watching deer out my window.
As the British so aptly put it: sod off.
It was likely a her
you dry bitch!
Yeah yeah. If only some asshole mud puddle hadn’t decided to come alive we’d all have been spared so much trouble. 🙄
35 million?
